i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
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Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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