sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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