I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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