the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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