so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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