doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
