I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
