Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
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but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
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I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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