And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
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I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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