it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
