if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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