Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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