I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
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I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
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You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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