She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
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I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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