I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
tell me about the fingering
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