I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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