accomplished twins. life is a go
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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