so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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