In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Every concussion has its silver lining
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Randomize
