quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
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The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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