I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
nutella sex= disaster
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
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So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
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Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
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