so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
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Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
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He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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