Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
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Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
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I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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