I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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