every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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