Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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