i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
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bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
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I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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