I don't think brook has ever known best
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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