ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
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So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
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I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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