I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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