So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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