Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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