I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
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well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
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Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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