i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
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he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
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You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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