You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize
