It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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