mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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