YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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