Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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