I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
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The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
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trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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