im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
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My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
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The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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