I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
my liver is dry heaving
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
