With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Randomize