I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
please come you make the beer taste better
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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