Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
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My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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