Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
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apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
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I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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