the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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