yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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