why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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