Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
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We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
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Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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