dude i'm inner monologue high
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We have so much sex to catch up on
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Randomize