like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
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i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
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He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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