i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
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shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
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Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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