And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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